About this product
We know. You saw the title and groaned a little. But you also know exactly what this is for, don't you. That post-dance car ride. The dance bag you're afraid to open. The costume your dry cleaner has never met.
Spray It Ain't So is three of our hardest working spritzers in one pretty pink bag. Shoes, costumes, body, bag — we're coming for all of it.
Also an absolutely killer gift for the dancer who has everything, including shoes that could clear a room. And for the dance mom who has been driving home with the windows down all season, this one's for you too. Consider it hazard pay in a bag.
What's inside:
deFEET da Funk — Eucalyptus, tea tree, and peppermint reporting for duty. Whatever is happening inside those dance shoes, this is the intervention it needs. Spray it in the shoes, spray it in the bag, spray it anywhere you've lost hope.
Covet Costume Fresh — Advanced odor neutralizer for the costume that has seen things. Smells like fresh clean laundry, works like a cover-up for every competition it has survived without a proper wash. No judgment. Just results.
Brisé Spray — Three organic lavenders walk into class and suddenly everything is fine. Body, fabric, leotards, the general chaos of a studio day. Spritz liberally and pretend it never happened.
Arrives gift-ready in a fun bag. The most loving thing you can do is hand this to someone without making eye contact.
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