About this product
Some people negotiate with their caffeine intake; the owner of these men's skeleton coffee crew socks would sooner rattle straight into the afterlife than accept a mug of decaf. A grinning skeleton sips from a steaming skull-and-crossbones cup while dripping orange letters spell DEATH BEFORE DECAF over deep black, all framed by rusty orange cuff, heel, and toe. Morbidly hilarious and weirdly motivational before 8am. The perfect gift for the office espresso fiend who treats the coffee maker like life support.
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