About this product
For days when your mood is less “sunny beach day” and more “don’t even look at me,” these Salty socks say it for you. The lavender base keeps things cute, but the black toe, heel, and cuff bring the attitude. Well, that and a seagull who’s clearly had enough. Decked out in sailor stripes and yellow rain boots, he stares out like someone just touched his fries without asking. The bold black “Salty” text seals the deal.
Perfect for anyone who identifies spiritually with grumpy shorebirds, needs a low-effort warning label, or just likes socks with personality. Wear them proudly and maybe keep your snacks close if you’re going to get that bent out of shape about it.
Made from a soft, stretchy cotton blend (70% Cotton, 28% Polyester, 2% Elastic), these mid-calf crew socks fit most (Men 6-11, Women 7.5-12).
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