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Retired Novelty Socks

Retired Novelty Socks

Sold by HomeGrown Decatur

$9.50

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Step into comfort with a playful attitude wearing these Retired Novelty Socks. Featuring cheeky phrases like "Ask Someone Else," "Not My Problem," and "Can't Make Me," they're perfect for anyone embracing the “don’t want to, don’t have to” spirit. Show off your retirement freedom and add some fun to your everyday style with socks that speak your mind and keep your feet cozy all day long.

  • Fits men's shoe size 7 to 12
  • 80% Cotton, 15% Nylon, 5% Spandex

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