"Real Men Don’t Wear Krocs" Graphic Pullover Hoodie

This midweight hooded sweatshirt brings a relaxed, lived-in vibe to anyone who likes to make a quiet statement. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood cradle hands and head on chilly mornings. The back features a bold graphic—text with a subtle distressed texture and a small shoe silhouette—that reads like an inside joke for people who favor practical footwear over trend-driven choices. Wear it while running errands, standing by the grill, or lounging with friends; it settles into your day without fuss and keeps its shape through washes thanks to a durable cotton/poly blend. The muted print works well on light backgrounds, so the message reads clearly without shouting. Comfortable, durable, and a little bit cheeky—this sweatshirt feels like something you’ve had for years the first time you pull it on.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for cozy warmth and durability
- Tubular knit with no side seams for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Color-matched drawcord, double-lined hood, and tear-away label for comfort and durability
- DTF/DTG printed graphics with optional embroidery placements (chest and wrists)
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and classic fit—soft, practical, and low-maintenance

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

 

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean