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Raptor Claus Men's Crew Socks

Raptor Claus Men's Crew Socks

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Raptor Claus Men's Crew Socks

 

Gaze upon our Raptor Claus Socks and be apprised that all is in fact not well in the North Pole this year. Santa, a cruel master, deposed his reindeer and replaced them with fierce velociraptors.

After yoking them to his Christmas sleigh with bonds of holly and ice, Santa proceeded to name them: “Gnasher, Lancer, Vonner and Vixen… Comet, Vulpid, Vandal and Drixem.”

Our Raptor Claus Socks show inscrutable Vulpid gazing into polar icefields with saurian surliness. This Christmas, save the cookies and leave out slabs of raw meat. Santa's team is hungry.

 

Style: Crew
Size:  Fits most men with shoe size 6-12
Sock Maker: SockSmith
Materials:  63% Cotton, 35% Nylon, 2% Spandex
Country of Origin: South Korea

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