About this product
For the person whose response to another social obligation is to consider playing dead. These possum-themed women's crew socks read “Live Weird, Fake Your Own Death,” a questionable life plan but a very understandable sock choice.
- Women's crew socks with a possum theme
- Fits women's shoe sizes 5–10
- 80% cotton, 15% nylon, 5% spandex
- Cartoon possums, tiny footprints, and joke gravestones on turquoise with purple trim
- Machine washable
- Themes: possum socks, animal humor, weird gifts, introvert gifts, funny socks for women
Who This Is a Good Gift For
Your possum-obsessed friend, the sister who sends strange animal memes at midnight, or the homebody who treats a canceled plan as a small personal victory. These make a funny birthday gift or stocking stuffer for someone who likes their animals scrappy and their humor a little dark. Also a reasonable purchase for yourself after declining an invitation without inventing an elaborate excuse.
Pair them with sneakers for errands or wear them around the house while leaving the group chat on mute. The crew-length design lets a little possum nonsense show above your shoes without requiring a whole novelty outfit.
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By Fabdaz
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