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'I Have Rabies' Funny Bamboo Baby Onesie

Sold by SWaddle AN

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$15.95

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Got a feral toddler in training? Stop putting your baby into scratchy novelty shirts just for a quick laugh. Our 'I Have Rabies' design is a graphic baby bodysuit that actually respects their skin barrier. Engineered from premium bamboo, it’s the ultimate eczema friendly baby clothes staple that keeps your baby 3°C cooler while surviving the daily chaos of teething, drooling, and tantrums.

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"Why Mom Loves It"

Specification Details Why Mom Loves It Design Theme Feral/Edgy Humor Unhinged humor for the family's wildest little monster Material 95% Bamboo Viscose, 5% Spandex Buttery soft, 4-way stretch that outlasts fast growth spurts Print Quality Water-Based OEKO-TEX® Inks No stiff, sticky plastisol patches trapping heat on the chest Moisture Control 3x faster absorption than cotton Wicks sweat and heavy drool rapidly to prevent chest rash Diaper Changes Engineered Envelope Neckline Pull it down the body, not over the face during blowouts Hardware 100% Nickel-free snaps Quick access with zero risk of allergic contact dermatitis

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