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Don't Count Candles - Birthday Card

Sold by The Ruddy Duck Gift Shop

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$5.95

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Don't count the candles, just enjoy the glow. A birthday card for dads, friends, and anyone whose cake is officially a fire hazard. The kind of joke that lands better every year.

  • Printed on textured FSC certified paper
  • Decorative foil detail
  • Color coordinated envelope included
  • Packaged in cello jacket
  • Sold and shipped from The Ruddy Duck in Whitefish, Montana. $4.95 flat-rate U.S. shipping and free shipping on orders of $50 or more.

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