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Asshole Brother Men's Socks

Asshole Brother Men's Socks

Sold by Off the Wagon Shop

$4.99

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Every family’s got one—and if you don’t think you do, congratulations: it’s you. These socks say it loud and proud: "Asshole Brother.” Don’t worry, he already knows who he is (and probably won’t deny it anyway).

Perfect for gifting on birthdays, holidays, or literally any occasion where you want to roast your sibling while still giving them something useful. Soft, durable, and just cheeky enough to make Mom roll her eyes at both of you.

Size: Men’s shoe 7–12
Materials: 68% combed cotton, 30% nylon, 2% spandex (aka: comfy enough to wear while annoying the entire family)

Great for gag gifts, stocking stuffers, or reminding your brother daily that yes, you love him—but also yes, he’s still an asshole.

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